The Wonderful Scorpio

By Linda Jackson
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I have a Scorpio son and a Scorpio ex husband, I know the Scorpios well. My Scorpio son dropped out of college (U.C.Davis) six months before graduation to date a porno star. I told him he was a dumb shit.  So naturally he didn’t speak to me for three years.  Not Christmas, birthdays, nothing. (They’ll get even if you try and tell them what to do). 

So I put him in a “God fix it box” shut the lid and figured he was Gods problem not mine.  All of a sudden he showed up at my front door dating a Jehovah witness, reading the Dali lama, making $92,000.00 a year and dropped a $500 dollars in my tip jar reminding me (it was all my fault).  Which of course I said it was and we moved on.  I love the Scorpio.  My favorite ex husband (the doctor) was one too.  

The only one who can do a Scorpio in is themselves. They believe they are entitled to make their own mistakes, thank you.  So if they do have a problem they will solve it themselves. They are a fixed sign so you can’t kill a Scorpio they will live just to spite your ass.  They like their privacy so don’t tell anyone about them, personal or business. It is hard for them to trust.

 Scorpios are the most determined sign on the zodiac.  So they will reach their goals. They know how to make a buck and usually do.    If you leave them alone and don’t try to tell them what to do they will figure out what they need to do, to go from the snake to the eagle and fly.